October 30, 2005
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Ah ha..ha…hahahahahaha!!! Okay I just did this “Make Your Own Road Trip” thingy on gURL.com. Filled in verbs and adjectives, names of a bunch of my friends, etc. Heheheheeheh ahahaa here’s the result!!! I’m dying laughing over here…
DAY 1
6:00 am
There’s something about the desert. It’s so full of surprises. Like when it rains. There are these little blue flowers that bloom for just one day.
Brit, Logy and I wanted to see some of those flowers. So we bought this art bus, stole our parents’ gas cards, and set off for the open road.
I’m lying across the back seat watching the clouds and tree tops fly by. It’d be peaceful if Brit weren’t blasting Two Stones for a Bird‘s newest album, “
1:00 pm
I can’t stand Logy sometimes. He forgot his makeup , so we’re on the way back home.
Late…
It’s so quiet right now. Everyone is sleeping soundly. Wait, no way, Logy is sucking his penis in his sleep. I have to go find the camera… Tee hee.
DAY 2
Early…
Hardly slept last night. I kept trying to imagine what the
1:00 pm
I’ve wanted to stop for the past half hour, but Brit and Logy hit some giggle wall–they were up front telling knock knock jokes, farting and humping like I’m not even here. It smells like wet dog in here even with the window open.
3:30 pm
Cool, Brit just saw some sign for the oldest wooden roller coaster. She nearly had an accident veering off the road to go check it out. But I’ll ignore that…
10:00 pm
We’re staying at this haunted tower right on the highway. I was trying to sleep, but Brit and Logy are throwing chocolate cake at each other like a couple of dorks.
DAY 3
7:00 am
No rain yet. But there are cacti everywhere you look. I have to admit it was funny when Logy fell on one. Although now he’s splurging over everything and throwing a fit.
Noon
I’m freaking out. We stopped at this antique fair to switch drivers and this soap opera star came up to us and offered to charm a rattlesnake. Logy said yes. But then the snake bit him. Brit stabbed him repeatedly in the back seat and we’re on the way to this old lady who can supposedly help.
DAY 4
9:00 am
Thank God. Logy‘s okay. The lady sucked the poison out of his penis. I can’t believe it worked. But the thing is, she charged us 13 dollars for it and now we barely have enough money to get home. Brit didn’t care about the money. She was just so happy Logy was okay that she licked him!
It’s horrible that we have to go back. Right when I was beginning to think Logy was horny.
So much for the
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sorry I got off all of a sudden. my computer went *crash* and it took forever to restart it… grr -_- see you in the morning!